Unnamed Australian Playing Card Company adds new ‘Victim Card’ to the deck because white people want to play it.


In an attempt to be included into minority groups, white people are now able to play the ‘victim card’ because of a new card that has been added to the traditional deck of playing cards.

Instead of having two Joker cards a pack of playing cards will now include two Victim cards instead.

Due to the recent controversy over what is considered ‘racism’ and what is considered ‘playing the victim’ it has been widely argued that white people have not been treated fairly when it comes to being oppressed by the white masses.

Paul Hanson said in an recent interview with The Gournalist: “It’s totally unfair, and quite frankly, it’s disgusting. Aboriginals, Muslims, Asians, and Women all get to play the victim card when we make a joke about their appearance or their culture. But what about us white folk? We feel victimised too. I mean when we…you know…get teased for…you know…when it happens…we can’t do it. But thanks to the new victim card we can claim we are being victimised during poker games.”

This recent change to the traditional playing deck was a reaction to the Adam Goodes booing campaign. Goodes who has recently played the victim card has made a lot of white people angry because he has feelings.

“White people need to fight for rights,” Hanson said. “We feel victimised too. I mean we can’t even call Muslims terrorists anymore without being criticised…I mean take a joke, hey.”