In a new study to find the cause of misogyny, Dr Warren Davis, from the University of Males Leading the Way in Research, has found the number one reason for misogyny.
Davis’ extensive research in the cause of misogyny begins at the primal urges of males and their competitive nature.
“It comes down to competition and trying to outdo each other,” Dr Davis said. “Males have a tendency to want to be better and fight for alpha position, and the only way to win alpha position basically comes down to who has the biggest penis.”
Dr Davis noticed that the males with the bigger penises would act aggressively towards the males who weren’t so gifted and treat them as they would treat women.
“When this became clear, I automatically thought, voilà! The obvious cause for misogyny is that females have the smallest penises.”
Dr Davis and his team are now raising funds for research into penis enlargement for women.