Ninja Realises Financial Insecurity of Being a Ninja
Local ninja Shinji Ono had his home repossessed yesterday after missing another mortgage payment and is now raising awareness of the ninja industry’s flailing economic state.
“In hindsight I probably should’ve become an accountant or something a little more financially secure than a ninja,” said Mark.
“The only work I’ve been getting is dressing up for kids’ parties on weekends, which after ten years of ninja training in the Himalayas and another five years of meditating in total solitude, I feel a little overqualified for. But hey, that’s my industry.”
Shinji has since had to cancel all ninja birthday party appearances after his nun-chucks and ninja robes were repossessed.
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