Campbell Newman to star in new slasher film

by gournalist



QLD Premier, Campbell Newman, will play the villainous knife wielding character Slashy McBudget in an upcoming horror film about the Government’s unnecessary debt crisis.

“He was perfect for the role,” said producer Allen Phillips. “He certainly has a knack for cutting things. Especially when they don’t even need to be cut.”

Kevin Rudd has also been cast as a stunt double for every character that gets stabbed in the back.